WHO “NOSE” A REALLY GOOD JOKE?

It’s Red Nose Day!

Red Nose Day is a campaign dedicated to raising money for children and young people living in poverty by simply having fun and making people laugh. Tonight at 8pm Eastern time, NBC will host a three hour event featuring comedians, stars, and musicians.
Money raised during the Red Nose Day campaign goes to the Red Nose Day Fund, which then distributes grants to charities that benefit children and young people in the US and some of the poorest communities in the world. This year, they’ve partnered with twelve nonprofit organizations that work towards Red Nose Day’s goal of keeping children safe, educated and healthy! One of those nonprofits is United Way Worldwide. You can learn more here.
In honor of Red Nose Day, our staff is going to tell you their favorite corny jokes!
RedNose KayleighKayleigh Cooper- What did one snowman say to the other?
                          “Do you smell carrots?”
RedNose AlexaAlexa McGriff- What shoes do ninjas wear?
                       – Sneakers!
RedNose KimKim Johnson-  How does NASA throw a party?
                     – They planet!
Shawn Red NoseShawn Walker-   Knock Knock
                         Who’s there?
                         Orange.
                         Orange who?
                         Orange you glad to see me?

 

RedNose KelseyKelsey Brock-  What do cars do at the disco?
                      – Break Dance!
Beth and Evelyn Red NoseBeth Emmanuel-  Why did the chicken cross the playground?
                          – To get to the other slide!
RedNose BelindaBelinda Davis-  What’s brown and sticky?
                       – A stick!
RedNose AshleyAshley Wardlow is out sick so we chose an appropriate joke for the occasion!
                           Where do boats go when they get sick?
                            – The dock!
Holly Red NoseHolly Hill- What do you call an x-ray taken at the dentist?
– Tooth Pics!

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